if
not
for
my
glasses.

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 


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dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password


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bombing:

tip: failing a class? demand trial by combat


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fuckmeshrek:

GET OUT ME LOBBY


WHEN WILL IT END

fuckmeshrek:

GET OUT ME LOBBY

WHEN WILL IT END


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yesimstacysmom:

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

I knew it, something about my dad just wasn’t adding up


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dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE


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connecticutest:

This is on a real episode of icarly

connecticutest:

This is on a real episode of icarly


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aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.


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cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

image


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3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

sexyboitommo:

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face

Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not

i can’t even argue w that tbh


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snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.


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thatfunnyblog:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

thatfunnyblog:

i would hire him for this flyer alone


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zubat:

If you’re in public and you can’t figure out a stranger’s gender, follow these steps:

  • Don’t worry about it.


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