if
not
for
my
glasses.

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

how much can a whale ejaculate????

The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.

thank you

You’re whalecum.

you googled the answer just for that don’t even deny


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equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am


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dennys:

It wouldn’t hurt drafting up your plans for Build Your Own French Toast before you get to the restaurant. Once inside, the absurd amount of choices can be a bit daunting.

dennys:

It wouldn’t hurt drafting up your plans for Build Your Own French Toast before you get to the restaurant. Once inside, the absurd amount of choices can be a bit daunting.


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xekstrin:

The best part of adventure time will always be how much these two genuinely love each other


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tupacabra:

tupacabra:

why do i have a file saved named pizza_babe.gif

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oh that’s why ok


4 hours ago / 153010
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lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.


2 days ago / 89222
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baelor:

when you accidentally type ong instead of omg

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???


3 days ago / 29067
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brandnewswastikas:

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 


3 days ago / 256412
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sheep-boy:

"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"

nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”

"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it


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http://fluentinsarcasmandpuns.tumblr.com/post/82551087219/black8ntmild-the-best-part-of-the-winter ↘

black8ntmild:

The best part of the winter soldier is Falcon. He was portrayed as smart, skilled, and he actually had substance. They could have easily made him the “comedic relief” with the occasional one liner and stereotypical black shit but they didn’t and he got way more screen time than…


3 days ago / 1235
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f4bulazy:

Props to my 6 year old self for calling out bullshit at an early age.

f4bulazy:

Props to my 6 year old self for calling out bullshit at an early age.


3 days ago / 375359
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marshmallow*

marshmallow*


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