if
not
for
my
glasses.

hiroshimalated:

Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!


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spoofenshmirtz:

actualjonjafari:

and suddenly from the ashes of the old world rises a familiar face. weird al has returned.

image


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alpacalypse:

President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie

alpacalypse:

President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie


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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

  • Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  • Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
  • Me: We cool?
  • Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  • Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  • Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  • Me: So...can I get out now?
  • Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  • Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  • Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

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mypursuitof-happiness:

ruinedchildhood:

bitch dont kill mah vibe

This photo cheered me right up.

mypursuitof-happiness:

ruinedchildhood:

bitch dont kill mah vibe

This photo cheered me right up.


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goddammit phyllis

goddammit phyllis


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goddammit phyllis

goddammit phyllis


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forever:

so did we ever stop kony


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angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH


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caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire


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luanlegacy:

internetghost:

Didn’t expect that last one

this fucking website…..


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jam: Derailed
this tune brought to you by: Joyce Manor


NOW ROCK OUT! ♫

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